"You know, Harry, I think you would have given your father a run for his money, and that is saying something.”
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
It’s alive shit shit shit
The giraffe has to be the only creature in nature that is even in competition with the camel for the most awkward runner award.
here’s a 13 second video of ducks bobbing their heads to bossa nova music
- me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
- next day: *everything fucks up*
"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)
people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.
the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.
i wanna know the story behind this
What the FRICK